True – you could hire two, six-foot-tall gentlemen that both have an uncanny ability to stand extremely still while holding up a big piece of white cloth. But if history is any teacher, such workers are likely to use their last remaining bit of strength at the end of day to pummel you into something nearly resembling a discarded pile of old clothes. Wisdom therefore dictates that one should do one’s face a favor and, in some lost words from Shakespeare, “Procure for thyself some aluminum tubing.”